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Mutha f*ck Snoop mutha f*ck Dre mutha f*ck……online shopping???

HOLY HELL……Somebody needs to seriously pry my credit card (and my paypal debit account and my victoria secret angels card) out of my needy little overindulgent, spend happy fingers! Have you ever watched a “haul” video on youtube? Well if you know what I’m talking about, you would know that my entire life’s existance is a giant “haul video” consisting of me huddled up to the mailbox at 9:30AM exactly every morning waiting for the scrawny little mailman with the red beard and dog treats to “gimmie the loot gimmie the loot.”  It has gotten to the point where I have no idea what I have purchesed or what is in store for me at the mailbox; only the fact that I know everyday something will be there!! …..and its like fucking Christmas…everyday….EVERY….DAY!!!

The only real mutha f*ckin G’s are the retailers on the internet who have me wrapped around their fingers…..well done assholes lol

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Habits and Parties

SOOOO…first off, I am having this ridiculous problem with kicking habits. I recently quit smoking (WOOP WOOP) however, I am most definitely one of those loser “I only smoke when I drink” people. The only problem with this is that I happen to drink quite a lot, AND I am now looking for more and more excuses to sit down crack a bottle of bubbly..pop in a skewer of frozen blueberries (yes I keep then on hand im my freezer for such occasions) and sit down with a good book and….dun dun dun…a cig…EWW. To further help my quitting I have taken up coffee as my new vice. Now the interesting thing here is that I used to go ape shit for green tea, were talking about 5 mugs a day.  I have found now that coffee takes the edge off things a little more…or does it add the edge? I haven’t really analyzed that one yet……

Speaking of cigarettes and drinking….I had quite the house party this weekend.  So naturally, being my parents expensive ass shit and all, I was tres concerned about breaking things, spillage etc.  to the point that I was quite the stress case. Funny enough, other than regular old mess, nothing was damaged. Until the next morning when I was hung over.

The following is a list of shit I FUCKED UP all by myself the next morning:

1)Smashed the glass of the “hutch”

2)Broke the slider for my keyboard off of the computer desk.

3)Broke  2 glasses, a bowl, and a really pretty party light candle

4)The light in the fridge just stopped working..new bulb and all

5) Melted the handle on my microwave trying to extinguish 5 flame engulfed stuffed goat cheese jalapeno’s

FML…

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Pitts, Prudes and Percatious People

I don’t feel like going into a giant tirade on people and there fear of Pittbulls as I am trying to be as unbiased as I can considering I am the “mother” lol of 3 myself. In the Vancouver area and I’m sure in many other places, we have MASSIVE stigmas about Pittbulls. I 100% completely understand peoples fear of Pittbulls and most of it stems from ignorance and or over sensationalized news stories (some of which are horrific and my heart goes out to victims who have been attacked). Anyhow, I hear this phrase all the time been around Pits for a long time and have never been so much as growled at or barked at by them. Our Pittbull just recently gave birth to 7 beautiful puppies. Getting rid of them however was kind of difficult as I believe that the reason for vicious Pittbulls is there upbringing and owner. We were very selective of the people we let our puppies go to which ended up being hard seeing as many “decent” people had the vicious Pitt stigma already embedded in their minds. The majority of potential buyers were young gangster type guys who couldn’t wait to clip their ears and walk them around town with spiked collars on. Not on our watch was that going to happen. Eventually, we sent out pups to awesome families who can give them love and bring them up to be sweet affectionate pets. Our dogs are the sweetest, most fun loving, loyal pets we could ever ask for and I just wish others could see our “babies” how I see them not as mean assholes of animals.

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