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Blog blog blogity blog….Valentine’s edition

Wow…ok i’ve returned from a long hiatus in which I have done nothing too productive aside from get my COMMUNIUCATIONS DEGREE from SFU WOOP WOOP! So, I got to thinking,since it is Vanentines Day I thought i’d like to share with you my three things I love, aside from my amazing boyfriend (blah blah blah..insert mushy lovey stuff here)

Here we go:

LAS VEGAS:  In a recent turn of events I have managed to solidify my plans for my 8th AND 9th trip to Vegas. Clearly I am obsessed with that place and need to move there to justify how much I spend annually on airfair and hotels. In my defense however, it does have the perfect recipe for my own personal heaven..bright lights, luxurious suites, crowds, shopping, heat, slushy-boozy drinks in big cups, and generally sexy ass people.  Along from my bad (by bad I mean great) habit of enjoying a few to many mini Jacks and the occasionally mini merlot (to keep it classy)on the flight down, Vegas allows me to tap into my overindulgent side— like I needed an excuse.  Vegas is the epitome of eveything I shouldn’t love but do ❤

DIANA  GABALDON’S OUTLANDER SERIES: Ooh Emm Geee…..do you have a spare 2-4 days in your calander weeks coming up that you can devote to permanantly denting your reading chair with your ass?? If so, you HAVE to read this book.  It has everything that a girl could want…..LOVE, SEX, ADVENTURE, HISTORY….and a very sexy Scot named Jamie. I read this book for the first time about 6 years ago and have read it about 7 times since. It is one of those books that has had such an impact in my outlook on shizz that I probably think about it 3 or 4 times a week. It is just that great. READ IT..you wont be sorry.

COREY”S CORNBREAD (NOT FOR THOSE CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR FAT ASS): Ok I looove to bake this stuff, probably because I suck at baking anything else. Fortunantly for you all, I will bless this blog with the tastiest cornbread you have ever crammed in your mouth.

Corey’s Cornbread

3/4 cup of cornmeal * 1 and 1/4 cup of milk *  1/4 cup of vegtable oil * 1 egg  * 1 cup flour * 1 tbsp baking powder * 1/2 tsp salt * 1/3 cup sugar * 1 1/2 cups of chopped strawberries and blueberries.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees Farenheit.  Mix all indredients and place in greased 8×8 pan. Fold berries into batter last minute. Cook for 20-25 minutes. at about 20 minutes take out of oven and drizzle maple syrup over the top and put back in until sticky, golden and delishhh.  Eat hot with some butter and thank me later.

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Canada Day Aftermath: A Morning of Recollection and Regret

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I AM HUNGOVER like you can’t even imagine…so yesterday was good ol’ Canada Day, and like many eagar Canadians I reached for the bottle to celebrate my country’s  “birth”. It started out with a trip to the steamroon (I dont know why we did this as it was 26 degrees outside). Paula and Krista and I then went down to Ambelside beach..we were unceremoniously ditched by our other flakester of a friend lol. I then proceeded to get very drunk in my new white bikini (bad idea). Anyhow….blah blah blah (insert stupid shenanigans here) blah blah. Finally the boyfriend calls, who happens to be at work, and wants me to come get him. I then show up at his house…lay on the floor and finally pants him (I mean undies too) infront of his brother and girlfriend. We then got into a fight about something else stupid and I end up crying in his bed. Needless to say im a little embaressed.

 Moving on….Another bad thing that happened is my day off got switched from Monday to Thursday. This sucks because the boyfriend, only has Mondays and Tuesdays off. My summer is officially hooped….I’m gonna go eat my lunch now and try not to barf lol

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