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HOLY HELL……Somebody needs to seriously pry my credit card (and my paypal debit account and my victoria secret angels card) out of my needy little overindulgent, spend happy fingers! Have you ever watched a “haul” video on youtube? Well if you know what I’m talking about, you would know that my entire life’s existance is a giant “haul video” consisting of me huddled up to the mailbox at 9:30AM exactly every morning waiting for the scrawny little mailman with the red beard and dog treats to “gimmie the loot gimmie the loot.” It has gotten to the point where I have no idea what I have purchesed or what is in store for me at the mailbox; only the fact that I know everyday something will be there!! …..and its like fucking Christmas…everyday….EVERY….DAY!!!
The only real mutha f*ckin G’s are the retailers on the internet who have me wrapped around their fingers…..well done assholes lol
Wow…ok i’ve returned from a long hiatus in which I have done nothing too productive aside from get my COMMUNIUCATIONS DEGREE from SFU WOOP WOOP! So, I got to thinking,since it is Vanentines Day I thought i’d like to share with you my three things I love, aside from my amazing boyfriend (blah blah blah..insert mushy lovey stuff here)
Here we go:
LAS VEGAS: In a recent turn of events I have managed to solidify my plans for my 8th AND 9th trip to Vegas. Clearly I am obsessed with that place and need to move there to justify how much I spend annually on airfair and hotels. In my defense however, it does have the perfect recipe for my own personal heaven..bright lights, luxurious suites, crowds, shopping, heat, slushy-boozy drinks in big cups, and generally sexy ass people. Along from my bad (by bad I mean great) habit of enjoying a few to many mini Jacks and the occasionally mini merlot (to keep it classy)on the flight down, Vegas allows me to tap into my overindulgent side— like I needed an excuse. Vegas is the epitome of eveything I shouldn’t love but do ❤
DIANA GABALDON’S OUTLANDER SERIES: Ooh Emm Geee…..do you have a spare 2-4 days in your calander weeks coming up that you can devote to permanantly denting your reading chair with your ass?? If so, you HAVE to read this book. It has everything that a girl could want…..LOVE, SEX, ADVENTURE, HISTORY….and a very sexy Scot named Jamie. I read this book for the first time about 6 years ago and have read it about 7 times since. It is one of those books that has had such an impact in my outlook on shizz that I probably think about it 3 or 4 times a week. It is just that great. READ IT..you wont be sorry.
COREY”S CORNBREAD (NOT FOR THOSE CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR FAT ASS): Ok I looove to bake this stuff, probably because I suck at baking anything else. Fortunantly for you all, I will bless this blog with the tastiest cornbread you have ever crammed in your mouth.
3/4 cup of cornmeal * 1 and 1/4 cup of milk * 1/4 cup of vegtable oil * 1 egg * 1 cup flour * 1 tbsp baking powder * 1/2 tsp salt * 1/3 cup sugar * 1 1/2 cups of chopped strawberries and blueberries.
Preheat oven to 400 degrees Farenheit. Mix all indredients and place in greased 8×8 pan. Fold berries into batter last minute. Cook for 20-25 minutes. at about 20 minutes take out of oven and drizzle maple syrup over the top and put back in until sticky, golden and delishhh. Eat hot with some butter and thank me later.
ok good news.
SO GUESS WHAT?
I got offered a job in NEW YORK CITY!!!
You may ask, how does a 22 year old from North Vancouver get a killer job offer from the Big Apple? The answer is absolutly nothing!
I randomly met this chick who just so happens to be the PR Director for Lush Cosmetics!!!!!!!!!! She loved me and wants me to move there and work with her when I’m done my degree!!! YAY!! I’m pretty thrilled…….
So the bad news is that I fucked up my ankle (again) whilst drunkly galavanting around the historic cobble streets of old Gastown in 4 inch heels….Yep, it’s black and blue and HUGE!!