Archive for August, 2011
HOLY HELL……Somebody needs to seriously pry my credit card (and my paypal debit account and my victoria secret angels card) out of my needy little overindulgent, spend happy fingers! Have you ever watched a “haul” video on youtube? Well if you know what I’m talking about, you would know that my entire life’s existance is a giant “haul video” consisting of me huddled up to the mailbox at 9:30AM exactly every morning waiting for the scrawny little mailman with the red beard and dog treats to “gimmie the loot gimmie the loot.” It has gotten to the point where I have no idea what I have purchesed or what is in store for me at the mailbox; only the fact that I know everyday something will be there!! …..and its like fucking Christmas…everyday….EVERY….DAY!!!
The only real mutha f*ckin G’s are the retailers on the internet who have me wrapped around their fingers…..well done assholes lol